The
Family
The Man
This is a picture taken by the
school photographer. I look like a young Wilfred Brindley Jr. Maybe I can get a
job saying, "Quaker Oatmeal, it's the right thing to do."
The Wife
I refuse to
place a picture of my wife on this web-site, as it would only lend credence to
the pervasive and malicious urban myth that really pretty women always marry
ugly men! Well, in this case it is true but I'm the exception that proves the
rule.
The
Daughter
I used to have a picture of my daughter here but, as is the way with teenagers, she thought it made her look strange or was in some way embarrassed by it. Therefore, since any picture I put here of her is inappropriate by her standards and anything she likes is inappropriate by mine I shall have no picture of her until such a time as we can find some common ground.
The Dog
This is our
dog Di-An-Zhi ("Big Eyed Boy" in Chinese). He has a photograph here
because he is a dog and animals are, as Ferdinand the duck said in the movie
"Babe": "either useful or they're eaten!" Having a picture
here makes him useful. In this case being useful is good because I'd really
rather not deal with the other alternative.
